I bought a new pillow two days ago.
It looked all nice and soft and fluffy.
I brought it home, introduced to my bedroom, and gave it a bed.
The first night I slept it with it, it kept me up all night.
Last night it woke me up at 5am and threw my neck out.
I feel like I’ve got very severe whiplash and now I’m walking around like a robot. I can’t move my head in any direction.
Who’d have thought a pillow could do so much damage!
Curses soft fluffy stuff anyways!
I’ve evicted the pillow and let ol’ faithful come and sleep with me again.
Moral to the story: Don’t fix what ain’t broken!
Kelly Pettit 