Attack of the killer Pillow!

I bought a new pillow two days ago.

It looked all nice and soft and fluffy.

I brought it home, introduced to my bedroom, and gave it a bed.

The first night I slept it with it, it kept me up all night.

Last night it woke me up at 5am and threw my neck out.

I feel like I’ve got very severe whiplash and now I’m walking around like a robot.  I can’t move my head in any direction.

Who’d have thought a pillow could do so much damage!

Curses soft fluffy stuff anyways!

I’ve evicted the pillow and let ol’ faithful come and sleep with me again.

Moral to the story:  Don’t fix what ain’t broken!